communistbakery:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

another
11 hours ago with 400,164 notes — via dreamboatsandtrenchcoats, © zecretary



gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

11 hours ago with 152,053 notes — via dreamboatsandtrenchcoats, © thetowndrugdealer



steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

11 hours ago with 187,873 notes — via camelotsclotpoles, © ptolemaic



ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

11 hours ago with 76,521 notes — via dreamboatsandtrenchcoats, © ewatsondaily



amezcuaamanda:

Me and Misha Collins

amezcuaamanda:

Me and Misha Collins

11 hours ago with 1,574 notes — via boobaddon, © amezcuaamanda



bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

11 hours ago with 121,210 notes — via dreamboatsandtrenchcoats, © bisexualpiratequeen



iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

image

4 days ago with 105,445 notes — via hermanngottliebe, © unofficialhogwarts



moderatelyelevated:

riot:

this is my role model for the 2014-2015 school year

This video makes me so unbelievably happy

4 days ago with 152,224 notes — via sherlockedinhiddleston, © weloveshortvideos



theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

4 days ago with 383,672 notes — via official-petersimmonds, © charlottec21



derek-hales:

When I find myself in times of trouble brother castiel comes to me…

Inspired by x

Supernatural + text post

4 days ago with 11,561 notes — via dean-princeofhell, © derek-hales



neilerburtkapathhimymer:

THEY ARE MARRIED!!

4 days ago with 93,871 notes — via anecdotallie, © neilerburtkapathhimymer



ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

4 days ago with 115,660 notes — via claudiaboleyn



moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

4 days ago with 154,865 notes — via official-petersimmonds, © srsfunny



freckles-n-feathers:

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

image

4 days ago with 87,702 notes — via outatheaftermath, © shybat



pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless

pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless

4 days ago with 526,284 notes — via imabeanflickingmothertheresa